I will update the list on a basis of how dead the person is. We have 2 teams - team A, and team B. Pick a side based on who you think will win. Final count will be in April 2010, good luck!!
Team B Selection
- Mickey Rooney (Died: April 6, 2014)
(born Joseph Yule, Jr.; September 23, 1920) is an American film actor and entertainer whose film, television, and stage appearances span nearly his entire lifetime. During his career he has won multiple awards, including an Academy Award, a Golden Globe and an Emmy Award. Best known for his work as the Andy Hardy character, Rooney has had one of the longest careers of any actor.
Age: 89
Chances of final curtain call before April: 29% - Kirk Douglas
(born Issur Danielovitch or И́сер Даниело́вич; December 9, 1916) is an American actor and film producer recognized for his prominent cleft chin, his gravelly voice and his recurring roles as the kinds of characters Douglas himself once described as "sons of bitches". He is the father of Hollywood actor and producer Michael Douglas. He was #17 on the American Film Institute's list of the greatest male American screen legends of all time.
Age: 92
Chances of his last chin-ups by April: 21% - Zsa Zsa Gabor
(pronounced /ˈʒɑːʒɑː/; born February 6, 1917), also known as Princess von Anhalt, Duchess of Saxony, is a Hungarian-American actress, socialite and former beauty queen.
Age: 92
Chances of never going Hungary again after April: 15% - Clinton "Clint" Eastwood, Jr.
(born May 31, 1930) is an American actor, film director, film producer and composer. He has received five Academy Awards, five Golden Globe Awards, a Screen Actors Guild Award and five People's Choice Awards—including one for Favorite All-Time Motion Picture Star.
Age: 79
Chances of being an unlucky punk by April: 5% - Harry Morgan (Died: December 7, 2011)
(born April 10, 1915) is an American actor. Morgan is perhaps best known as Colonel Sherman T. Potter on M*A*S*H (1975-83), Pete Porter on both Pete and Gladys (1960-62) and December Bride (1954-1959), Detective Bill Gannon on Dragnet (1967-70), and Amos Coogan on Hec Ramsey (1972-74). He has appeared in more than 100 films.
Age: 79
Chances of being M.A.S.H ed by April: 10% - Larry Martin Hagman (Died: November 23, 2012)
(born September 21, 1931) is an American film and television actor, producer and director best known for playing J. R. Ewing in the 1980s primetime television soap opera Dallas and Major Anthony Nelson in the 1960s sitcom, I Dream of Jeannie.
Age: 78
Chances of being killed, but not as J.R by April: 16% - David Michael Hasselhoff
(born July 17, 1952, is an American actor, singer, television producer and businessman. He is best known for his lead roles as Michael Knight in the popular 1980s U.S. series Knight Rider and as L.A. County Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon in the series Baywatch.
Age: 57
Chances of a final wave by April: 3% - Peter Doherty
(born 12 March 1979) is an English musician, writer, artist and poet. He is currently a singer and songwriter in the band Babyshambles, but first came to fame with indie band The Libertines, alongside Carl Barât. In 2005, Doherty became prominent in tabloids, the news media, and pop culture blogs because of his romantic relationship with model Kate Moss and his well-publicised drug use.
Age: 30
Chances of a last smack by April: 1% - Lauren Bacall (Died: August 12, 2014)
(born Betty Joan Perske; September 16, 1924) is an American film and stage actress and model, known for her husky voice and sultry looks.
She first emerged as leading lady in the film noir genre, including appearances in, among other films, The Big Sleep (1946) and Dark Passage (1947), as well as a comedienne in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) and Designing Woman (1957).
Age: 85
Chances of life stage exit by April: 20% - Robert Barisford "Bobby" Brown
(born February 5, 1969) is a Grammy Award-winning American R&B singer-songwriter and dancer. After success in pop group New Edition, Brown began his solo career in 1987 and had a string of Top 10 Billboard hits, culminating in a Grammy Award. He was a pioneer of New Jack Swing music, a fusion of hip hop and R&B. His second album, Don't Be Cruel, included popular songs such as "My Prerogative". Brown is the ex-husband of R&B singer Whitney Houston and starred in the reality show Being Bobby Brown.
Chances of 'Houston we have a problem" by April: 5%
